This is rather dramatic news: Bert has broken ties with Ernie and is now operating with Osama. Don't think this is funny... its true. In fact Bert was quoted as saying, "I wll end all you M-F'ers," when asked about his recent layoff from the hit syndication Sesame Street. Although the picture shows him laughing he has taken quite the turn toward the dark side investing his time in learning how to move opiates across international boundaries using curious animals such as donkeys, large rodents and oversized lol cats. He is also the commander of a recently undergound sect of lol dogs which until recently wasn't considered a viable military force.